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2,000 Followers!
Well this shitty little porn blog just hit 10,000 followers! To celebrate let’s all watch this slut get choked while being fingered.
(Obligatory picture without text…. and without clothes :p)Holy f—, 2 months ago i was celebrating 5000 followers and i already got 6000? how? I’m genuinely amazed, honestly o.o (really, 6000 persons seeing my shitty stuff? don’t you have anything
1. Celebrities make shitty sex tapes (or, alternately, only the shitty ones have leaked: perhaps the better ones were shot with real cameras and are hiding on hard drives). Exception: Abigail Spencer. She should give other celebrities lessons. Really
queenofthefaces:irrelevantbeings:Also her sister is writing really shitty stuff about SWs in her commentscigarettemommy:This is why you should pay actual sex workers for content instead of enabling celebrities to dominate platforms that aren’t meant
Reblog if you are NOT celebrating April Fools’ Day on your blog.
yeahiwasintheshit: brucesterling: *The Birth of Modern Oligarchy dont fucking forget what happened in 1980… fucking reagan and reaganonics. this is why republicans still celebrate that shitty old bitch
proctalgia: people excusing celebrities for being shitty people because “they’re hot/talented”
y’all got shitty reading comprehension skills. im not defending anyone. i cannot defend a fully grown adult who’s life I have literally no stock in. i do not care what celebrities do. i really truly do not. i do not care. i do not care what adults
sfsilver: collegebottomsru: myroommatesjockstrap: What celebrity roommate would you choose if you could?? Tom Tebow, Rob Gronkowski and Taylor Laurner. In that order. actually makes wish there was another shitty #Twilight sequel #TaylorLautner
scribblescrab: to celebrate my fixing my stupid tablet I drew some shitty itty bitty ren because ribryhme killed me with their tiny ren wheezes
sexychoking: Well this shitty little porn blog just hit 10,000 followers! To celebrate let’s all watch this slut get choked while being fingered.
specialeditions69: Happy sunday…celebrating that chiefs win over the shitty Raiders
wirelesspouter: Why are you all so surprised that your favorite celebrities say shitty stuff when so do all of you, regularly, without realizing it, just like everyone does
raygirlramblings: zooophagous: caroldanversenthusiast: peterpannerisms: This is honestly the only thing I care about right now. superstars Finally, celebrities who won’t go on shitty rants on Twitter Oh you know cats would be starting shit
lazoey: everyone has that one celebrity where no matter how shitty of a day you’re having just seeing their face or hearing their voice makes you smile and for that split second you forget about your reality and are taken away to that made up world
celebrity-eggplants: blowpopsandwifi: celebrity-eggplants: oopsyournudes: mj-holland: ‘American Horror Story: Hotel‘- First look! This is gonna be so shitty. I’ll watch for my queens Angela & Naomi tho. Can’t be any worse than last
i-wanna-b-yours: shitty giveaway in celebration of my lovely followers i feel like doing a giveaway just cuz tumblr is cool i went to an AM concert and found a spare ticket thing so idk someone might want it (they look cool on your wall, just saying),
erickripkes: man i don’t even wanna fuck the majority of the celebrities i like i just wanna be that person that they call to go out for a drink or to come over and watch some shitty movies and eat popcorn or to go out shopping. that’s it please
I went shopping to celebrate me failing my math test and my shitty week… Cheers
Aaaaaaaaand Christmas is officially over thank fuck
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a day called “Shitty Mother’s Day” for those of us who were emotionally/physically abused as kids to celebrate getting away from our horrible, unloving narcissist mommies. Because not everyone has a great mom.
